| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
We actually went through a lot of effort to pick a shirt company that makes decent shirts. It's really nice quality and fits pretty good. Let it be a conversation starter for the next party you go to (you go to parties, right?). "Hey man- cool shirt, what is it?" "Oh, this? This is from my favorite podcast in the whole wide world- The Nasty Table!" "That sounds gross man... you're a creep, you know that?- we only invited you as a joke". Then you run out hiding tears and hop in your 2011 Toyota Corolla and park in an empty 7/11 parking lot until 11:45PM, wasting time so your parents don't ask "Why are you home so early?". You don't want to disappoint them by letting them know you're a social failure. It's okay, they already know- that's why they haven't asked about grandkids yet.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
We actually went through a lot of effort to pick a shirt company that makes decent shirts. It's really nice quality and fits pretty good. Let it be a conversation starter for the next party you go to (you go to parties, right?). "Hey man- cool shirt, what is it?" "Oh, this? This is from my favorite podcast in the whole wide world- The Nasty Table!" "That sounds gross man... you're a creep, you know that?- we only invited you as a joke". Then you run out hiding tears and hop in your 2011 Toyota Corolla and park in an empty 7/11 parking lot until 11:45PM, wasting time so your parents don't ask "Why are you home so early?". You don't want to disappoint them by letting them know you're a social failure. It's okay, they already know- that's why they haven't asked about grandkids yet.